Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Balls. Huge ones.
For those of you who are not TV big shots, the image above is the “For Your Consideration” box set often sent out by networks to TV big shots around the country (LA and NY) in order to get them to vote for a show for Emmy consideration.
Now take a closer look at the box set A&E sent out this year. You’ll notice they are making a serious run for the Emmy given out for having “Pumpkin Sized Balls”.
You see it, need a closer look?
Really, A&E, you want me to consider “Cris Angel: Mindfreak” for an Emmy? Is there an Emmy for “Best Use of Mascara on a Dude”? And “Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels”? A show about Gene Simmons’ family named after his balls? You think that’s Emmy material. Oh wait, of course it is, because you also want to nominate “Dog The Bounty Hunter”? For what award, “Best Racist”? The guy uses the “N” word more than DMX for Christsakes. If as a bounty hunter he was asked to go out and find a gigantic racist, he’d bring himself home.
You have gigantic balls. Bill Kurtis needs to investigate the size of your nards, seriously.