Wednesday, July 02, 2008

What Sucks…A&E


Balls. Huge ones.

For those of you who are not TV big shots, the image above is the “For Your Consideration” box set often sent out by networks to TV big shots around the country (LA and NY) in order to get them to vote for a show for Emmy consideration.

Now take a closer look at the box set A&E sent out this year. You’ll notice they are making a serious run for the Emmy given out for having “Pumpkin Sized Balls”.



You see it, need a closer look?



Really, A&E, you want me to consider “Cris Angel: Mindfreak” for an Emmy? Is there an Emmy for “Best Use of Mascara on a Dude”? And “Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels”? A show about Gene Simmons’ family named after his balls? You think that’s Emmy material. Oh wait, of course it is, because you also want to nominate “Dog The Bounty Hunter”? For what award, “Best Racist”? The guy uses the “N” word more than DMX for Christsakes. If as a bounty hunter he was asked to go out and find a gigantic racist, he’d bring himself home.

You have gigantic balls. Bill Kurtis needs to investigate the size of your nards, seriously.

10 comments:

Richie said...

You brag in your little bio that you wrote for the 2005 and 2006 Video Game Awards - as if that was something to be proud of. Reading this and a few of your other articles, I'm not surprised that the same acerbic wit produced the travesty that were the VGAs.

deluca said...

The VGA's were only the greatest show to ever be on television, Richie, clearly you are very jealous.

Anonymous said...

yeah, looks like richie works for gene simmons family jewels.

Anonymous said...

Can you actually call it bragging? I mean, it is a bio. You are supposed to mention things you've done in your bio.

Marty said...

No offense, but honestly, this site sucks.

Just about everything on A&E sucks. That's a given.

Chris DeLuca said...

This site sucks, Marty? Well, I kind of wish you didn't say that because I have a VERY protective readership who will probably be all over you in this comment section any minute now.

Everyone, Marty is allowed to express his opinion, that's what we do on this blog- please respect that...

Yeah, it's about to get ugly in 5, 4, 3, 2...

Chris DeLuca said...

...any minute my guys are gonna be all over Marty, please people- remember, everyone is subject to their opinion...

Chris DeLuca said...

I totally expect blogger to crash once people start to respond here, it's just a matter of time...

Anonymous said...

Marty rhymes with Farty

Invisible Woman said...

Really? Mind Freak?

Wow, just laughable. The other 2 are just depressing thought of in an Emmy realm.