Friday, June 20, 2008

What Sucks…Time Magazine, Japan, “Elder Porn”


What the fuck is wrong with Japan?

What is it about this mysterious land of the east that is the world’s 3rd or 4th biggest economy, an exotic combination of rich, centuries long tradition, and cutting edge technology, that makes you think 45 percent of the guys over there RIGHT NOW are sticking their dicks in an in-wall vacuum cleaner socket?

It’s like “Perv-a-palooza ‘08™” every day over there.

And hey, Time Magazine, Japan does not need any encouragement from you. It’s not like Elder Porn over there needs you to shed some light on it- its not like it is sagging or anything. Well, it is sagging of course, that’s kind of the point, but I meant sagging in the in the sense of sales. I’m lost in a pun. Sorry.

The point is, sheesh, not to generalize but, good lord Japan is full of pervs. Don’t believe me? They recently put the letters “NSFW” on their 10 dollar bill!

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