Monday, June 02, 2008

What Sucks...Preachers


Well, if this march to the White House is doing anything- other than possibly leading to the electing of an African American or woman President for the first time ever, it’s certainly outing preachers as big time a-holes.

This Hagee guy is ridiculous- check out his YOUTUBE videos, Hitler’s name wasn’t bandied around this much the night they planned Krystallnacht. And Jeremiah Wright, Obama wishes he talked about Hilter.

More recently these loonies- Rev. Rod Parsley, who thinks Christianity’s purpose is to destroy Islam and this dude- the Rev. Pfleger who you can see preaching here at either Chicago’s Trinity Church, or Our Lady Queen of Martin Lawrence- these nuts have come out of the woodwork to make McCain and Obama’s life miserable.

But is YOUR preacher an a-hole? Here’s a quick way to find out…

1) Does he talking about Hitler a lot- and when he does, is it not always within a negative context?
2) Does he think AIDS was made by our government, who by the way, can’t consistently pave roads, in order to eliminate a race of people?
3) Does he perform like this, when at the pulpit?
4) Does he say the entire basis, from the beginning of time, of Christianity is to combat Islam? (Sorry, that's all this guy says- can't make another joke about him.)

If you’ve answered “yes” to one, or a few of these questions, then your preacher may in fact be an a-hole. I know this may come as a shock to you- let’s face it, no one wants to hear so many bad things about a person whom they've invested so much money in, but alas it could be true.

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