Wednesday, June 11, 2008
What Sucks…Dicks On Backs
A freak genetic occurrence or evolution’s unmistakable message to man to start “f-ing” more with his back? Right now, doctors are leaning more toward the former although as far as I’m concerned, the jury is out.
I’ve given some thought to this for a good part of the morning and after a lot of consideration, I can find little advantage to this.
Having a penis on your back complicates a lot. It can’t easily be grabbed, one has to be more careful about lying down, and peeing now not only burns, but it also becomes quite cumbersome.
Nevertheless here are some pros and cons- feel free to add some of your own in the comment section. And of course, as always when I invite you to contribute, let’s see if we can do it without being racist!
Pros: Easier to imitate a shark while swimming.
Cons: If you lift something too heavy you now run the risk of “throwing out your dick”.
Pros: Now after you have sex and she says “what are you thinking about?” You can say, the fact that my junk is on my back.
Cons: A pat on the back at work can lead to sensitivity training and in extreme cases, a ruined shirt.
Pros: Gay sex becomes even more anonymous.
Cons: Being the second person in the “I’ll scratch your back, if you scratch mine” dynamic.
Pros: The Rub & Tug industry is completely transformed as “Back Rubs and Tugs” compete with plain ol’ rub and tugs.
Cons: If you’re fat, you now have 2 dicks you can’t see without a mirror.