Monday, June 23, 2008
George Carlin RIP
"Today, while eating my Rice Crispies, I distinctively heard "Snap, Crackle, Fuck you!"
"And where did he (Dan Quayle) get that wife of his? Have you taken a good look at that Marilyn Quayle? Where did he get her, at a Halloween party or something? She looks like Prince Charles for Christ sake! Let me ask you something, does he actually have to fuck that women! Huh? God help him, I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick! That's my political humor. People like it when you're topical."
"You know what no one ever talks about anymore? Pussy farts."