Monday, May 19, 2008

What Sucks…Uncomfortable American Express Commercials Where Ellen Clearly Wants To Nail Beyonce


Hey Ellen, keep it in your pants, will ya? We get it- you want to nail Beyonce. Jeezus. Is this an ad for a credit card or for the importance of restraining orders? The guy stalking Uma Thurman was less obvious.

How uncomfortable. Check out the way Beyonce’s assistant shuffles her away from Ellen- then think- it’s a commercial! This thing was filmed and still Beyonce’s team had to get her the hell out of there. I heard in the extended version of this thing we see Ellen just writing “Ellen Knowles” in script, over and over again.

Take the hint, Ellen she’s not interested- she’s with Jay Z. She didn’t even leave you tickets- you had to get them with your credit card- that means you basically had to buy them like everyone else. Then when she sees you backstage at the concert, she blows you off again! Ellen, Beyonce is just not that into you!

5 comments:

Ben said...

Wow...not only did that studio audience get to see Ellen's show LIVE, they also got to see a commercial that the rest of us had to wait HOURS for!

Color me jealous!

QRock said...

Geez! I am not an Ellen fan but you folks need to lighten up! She is a awe struck fan of a superstar. Just like the commercial where Charlie Sheen makes a total ass of himself when he sees Michael Jordan at a hotel parking lot. Did that mean he wants to "nail" MJ? Gimme a break! I don't like Ellen, but you folks just "hatin'".

QRock said...

Geez! I am not an Ellen fan but you folks need to lighten up! She is a awe struck fan of a superstar. Just like the commercial where Charlie Sheen makes a total ass of himself when he sees Michael Jordan at a hotel parking lot. Did that mean he wants to "nail" MJ? Gimme a break! I don't like Ellen, but you folks just "hatin'".

Anonymous said...

Just want to tell folks not to use "American Express." While other gift cards donot have expiration date, American Express does, and they donot make any exception. Yes, I lost American Expre$$ gift card due to that.

Anonymous said...

After 25 years of having an AMEX Gold Card, I was canceled without prior notice. I never failed to pay my bill off each and every month. I own my on home, a 10 plex, a 4-plex, 5 rent houses, some open land, 5 vehicles, 2 boats--nothing mortgaged. I do have one house in my name that really belongs to a someone else. They are continually 30days in arrears, deflating my credit score. I would give AMEX a financial statement if they would have given me a chance...but no 25 years membership has absolutely no privileges.