Monday, May 12, 2008

What Sucks…These Mothers!

While you spent this weekend honoring your mom and giving her plants, hopes no one raised a glass to these turkeys! Here are only a few of the moms out there who suck!

...Dina Lohan/ Kathy Hilton/ Lynn Spears

I'd rather have my kids raised by badgers than these three.

...Stalin's Mom

Spare the rod, spoil the child. Spare the rod as much as this chick did, spoil the homicidal dictator!

...Susan Smith

Her shitty-ness as a mom, rivaled only by how big a racist she was. Hallmark would have to hire Eli Roth if they wanted to make a card for her.

...Joyce Dahmer

You pretty much keep a low profile on this date, huh? Basically like the way Jewish people handle Christmas- go to the movies, maybe order some Chinese food.

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