Friday, May 16, 2008

What Sucks…Tattoos On Women: A What Sucks Word Of Caution



Women, look, I understand its cool- sometimes sexy- you get a tattoo- you’re a rebel- an outlaw- but please, be careful. Remember, you age!

I saw a woman the other night in a bar – I’m not pretending to know her life- it just appeared to me that once upon a time, when she was 19 or 20, she thought it would be fun to get a tattoo of a butterfly on her boob, now…

…It’s a pterodactyl.

Heartbreaking. No one should have to walk into a room and hear “Hey, nice Condor!”

Don’t take it from me though- look at this letter I received. (click to enlarge)



So please, heed my warning. Or don't. Go ahead and get a tattoo of a rose on the top of your boob.



Just don't come to me 10 years later when people ask you if you've been shot.





Could be you.

7 comments:

Mark said...

Ladies, for the love of God, please say no to the tramp stamp!!

Anonymous said...

STFU I Have 3 tats and am proud of it girls can get tats just like guys who the fuck says we cant?

Anonymous said...

People that have tats don't care that some people don't, but People that don't sure care about the people that do.

If ya want one then get one..as far as the gal with the green being on the breast get a cover up if it bothers you.

v2iper said...

And at one time only tramps had pierced ears! If the music is to loud your to old.

jim said...

all this guy is saying is- be careful where you get them- boobs sag in the future!

stop arguing, you fools and heed the warning!

-the jim

Anonymous said...

I already know so many people with star tattoo designs regret and most of them are still in their mid-twenties...just wait till you pass 50 and you are going to feel like a real dumbass--especially since they be all faded and blury on your loose skin.

Anonymous said...

every one has one life live it to its fullest . tell a story a time in ur life ull always remember . a special meanning or that one person that ull never forget .its ur body LIVE!!!