Friday, May 16, 2008

What Sucks…Tattoos On Women: A What Sucks Word Of Caution



Women, look, I understand its cool- sometimes sexy- you get a tattoo- you’re a rebel- an outlaw- but please, be careful. Remember, you age!

I saw a woman the other night in a bar – I’m not pretending to know her life- it just appeared to me that once upon a time, when she was 19 or 20, she thought it would be fun to get a tattoo of a butterfly on her boob, now…

…It’s a pterodactyl.

Heartbreaking. No one should have to walk into a room and hear “Hey, nice Condor!”

Don’t take it from me though- look at this letter I received. (click to enlarge)



So please, heed my warning. Or don't. Go ahead and get a tattoo of a rose on the top of your boob.



Just don't come to me 10 years later when people ask you if you've been shot.





Could be you.

19 comments:

Mark said...

Ladies, for the love of God, please say no to the tramp stamp!!

Anonymous said...

STFU I Have 3 tats and am proud of it girls can get tats just like guys who the fuck says we cant?

Anonymous said...

People that have tats don't care that some people don't, but People that don't sure care about the people that do.

If ya want one then get one..as far as the gal with the green being on the breast get a cover up if it bothers you.

v2iper said...

And at one time only tramps had pierced ears! If the music is to loud your to old.

jim said...

all this guy is saying is- be careful where you get them- boobs sag in the future!

stop arguing, you fools and heed the warning!

-the jim

Anonymous said...

I already know so many people with star tattoo designs regret and most of them are still in their mid-twenties...just wait till you pass 50 and you are going to feel like a real dumbass--especially since they be all faded and blury on your loose skin.

Anonymous said...

every one has one life live it to its fullest . tell a story a time in ur life ull always remember . a special meanning or that one person that ull never forget .its ur body LIVE!!!

Anonymous said...

To anon 3:10 PM...
yeah you get tatted up like Anthony Kiedis for all i care.
If you want go thru life looking and talking like a skank that's your business.

Anonymous said...

People who get tattoos are usually weak of character. When I served in the military a group of us went out into the city to celebrate graduating from Airborne School, and the group I was with all decided to get tattoos that night. They got pissed when I wouldn't get one with them, and I told them they would all regret it. A few weeks later all four admitted to me their regrets regarding their stupid tats, and one of them asked me why I was so strong and didn't give into peer pressure that night, and I said, "because I'm not a weak bitch like you clowns who feel a need to impress others." Needless to say they didn't hang out with me much after that.

Anonymous said...

@v2iper

Do you really think that anyone cares about the opinion of someone who cannot even formulate a proper English language sentence? You're not even close. You make the best case for tattoos being for the uneducated.

To all you women with tattoos, thanks for advertising your unattractiveness in advance. Like a pile of fresh steaming dog crap on a winter's morning I will just walk around you. No wasted time nor money. Just revulsion. But hey, they look good on you though. LOL

RUSHI said...

every women wants to have a great looking tattoo design that enhances their overall look. you are looking for the best tattoos for women. you are at the right place!

RUSHI said...

every women wants to have a great looking tattoo design that enhances their overall look. you are looking for the best tattoos for women. you are at the right place!

Anonymous said...

What a turnoff during sex to have to stare at a nasty tattoo on all that lovely skin.. Ugh

Anonymous said...

Its just like leaving that sofa and refrigerator on your front lawn. Definitely brings down the eye appeal and how others value. The big ones are total libido killers on women.

Anonymous said...

Thankfully when my tattoo get old and bad at 50, I'm probably not trying to impress anyone at bars... Or at all for that matter ever.

Anonymous said...

Tattooed woman are a real turn off. I can't understand stand why they would mutilate themselves in such a way. Hey girls, do you intend to wear the same hair styles or clothes for the rest of your life? Probably not, but get tattooed and your stuck with it forever, and it will get uglier by the year. Have fun when you finally wise up and go through the pain and expense of having that ugly thing removed.

Anonymous said...

"STFU I Have 3 tats and am proud of it girls can get tats just like guys who the fuck says we cant?"

No one said you can't, dummy. That doesn't change the fact that your tattoos looks like shit.

Anonymous said...

"Thankfully when my tattoo get old and bad at 50, I'm probably not trying to impress anyone at bars... Or at all for that matter ever."

Right, why would a pig like you ever be trying to impress anyone. That's what happens to you slobs. You think, well, I'm married, why should I care, and wind up looking like the horrific examples of femininity we have waddling around our world right now. Then you wonder why your husband is jerking off to porn with women that actually look like women instead of Jaba the Hutt.

Anonymous said...

Geesh. A lot of harsh comments on here over being tattooed.
Calling people who get them weak
Have fun when you finally wise up blah blah get that ugly thing removed?
How it's a turn off...
Whatever you like, doesn't matter.
But these are some shit comments about it.