Wednesday, May 07, 2008

What Sucks...Jason Castro Loves Weed Update V.2


Things Jason Castro, who loves weed, did last night that could have been weed related:

1) Thought it was important to mention and/ or hilarious to do two songs, both by “guys named Bob".

2) Forgot the lyrics to one of the songs.

3) Did a Bob Marley song.

Alas, if Jason Castro leaves Idol tonight- we’ll see a montage of some off his more memorable moments- but I doubt however if they’ll focus as much on his love of weed as this one will. Please check out this WhatSucksBlog Montage…

That Reuben Studdard song plays…

Fade up on screen shot of Jason Castro playing the ukulele while singing “Somewhere Over The Rainbow”.

Cut to…

Castro in the American Idol Ford Commercial where he looks like Travolta in Battlefield Earth, which, come on- had to be his idea...



We then cut to…

Him telling that story about how he ripped a dred out of his own head on a date as his most embarrassing moment…

Then cut to…

After meeting Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber Jason telling the audience he had no idea “Memory was sung by a cat”.

Then cut to…

Jason Castro dunking a basketball in the “It’s Tricky” Ford Commercial in which he handles the ball like a mofo



Then cut to…

Jason singing “I Shot The Sheriff”, excited about doing a Bob Marley tune.

Then cut to…

Castro yawning backstage two weeks ago on the result show.

Then cut to…

Castro bugging out a little as Paula reviewed his performance before he performed.

Then cut to…

Castro, very excited about doing two songs, both done by guys named “Bob”.

Then cut to…

Simon calling him brilliant.

Then cut to…



Jason Castro, may the road rise up to meet you, and when it does, hand you some weed.

4 comments:

the53rdcalypso said...

Definitely man:
http://www.236.com/news/2008/05/07/thought_process_flowchart_jaso_6378.php
I get distracted by pretty colors and smiley faces sometimes too.

Anonymous said...

When will someone tell Jason that the lyrics to "Over the Rainbow" being song, by him, are incorrect; or, is it just another weed update? He did this song on one of the morning shows, and I was too ashame for him.

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