Thursday, May 01, 2008

What sucks…CNN Grabbing At Shit This Morning

Hey CNN- thanks for breaking this story for us, as you know the internet would be nothing if it weren’t for people obsessed with Pelicans and you totally seem to have your finger on the pulse of the web-viewing public.

Normally I’d bitch her about how there’s a war still going on and how you a-holes should be covering that- or how you should be covering the fact that Osama Bin Laden is still free, before you give us the pelican news, but I’m not gonna do that. I’m just gonna say- why stop there, CNN- give us the stories we’re craving…

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1 comment:

Mary said...

How are there no comments on this?? Hilarious.