Monday, April 21, 2008
What Sucks…Yearning For Zion/ FLDS Polygamist Sect
Admittedly there are a few things I don’t understand about polygamists. For one thing, why would anyone want more than one wife at the same time? The fact that there is a law against this kind of thing proves to me that sometimes, government does in fact work. I mean I can barely understand this type of lifestyle if you’re a sultan, but if you’re gonna have a bunch of wives and you’re not having them feed you grapes and dance for you, you’re wasting your time.
Now granted, I’m only going off the same news footage that everyone has seen as far as what has come out of that compound, but I didn’t see anyone carrying any belly-dancing outfits out of that place, as a matter of fact, all anyone seems to be wearing are those pastel, floor length pilgrim dresses. Hey Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints, thanks for the soft-on!
But this story is not just about guys who live in a compound and have multiple wives, these dudes marry underage girls too- what’s their motto- “grass on the field, marry!”? I hope the legal fees these dudes encounter make it impossible for them to buy their wives the sexy bathing suits they’ve been looking forward to getting this summer.