Tuesday, April 29, 2008

What Sucks…Quick Hits: Gas Prices, American Apparel, The Olympic Torch, FHM, Miley Cyrus

…Gas Prices

Gas prices continue to climb to all time highs. Things are so bad right now, country music stars are writing songs about trucks they’re carpooling in.

…American Apparel

What, am I shopping for clothes, or Eastern European runaways? A friend of mine used the dressing room here once and I didn’t see her again until two years later when she was in the background in the movie Hostel 3!

…The Olympic Torch

This whole “trying to extinguish the torch” stuff is gonna look pretty silly when the thing gets to China and it becomes impossible to light because the country has no Oxygen.

…FHM’s 100 Sexist Women in the World

WTF? Britney Making #100 on FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women? Are there only 100 women in the world? Who's # 101, Della Reese? And how the hell did Maggy Gllyenhaal get on this list- she’s not even the sexiest woman in her family (Jake!) By the way, Jennifer Love Hewit at #57? Maybe in 2002! What is this, a lifetime achievement award? And hey, FHM, unless you have proof, you have a guy at #60.

…Miley Cyrus Topless Photo In Vanity Fair

First Vanessa Hudgens sends nude pictures of herself from her cell phone, now Miley Cyrus is topless in Vanity Fair covered only by a sheet. These are the salad days for horny teenage boys- take a bow- you’ve come a long way from having to spank it to pictures of Daphne from Scooby Doo.

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