Wait a minute- who is this hot for? Who are are we trying to turn on? Snakes or humans?
I get the part with the girl. I get the part where the girl is doing something to make the poster a little different. Maybe she’s just worked out- so she’s sweating a little and wearing a cute little gym thing. Maybe she’s dressed as a sexy sailor and it says something like “we’re looking for a few good men”, maybe she’s into fishing and holding a large fish. Maybe. But the snake thing? I don’t know. I think we’re pushing it.
It’s like the hot chicks with guns thing- “Yeah- you’re hot, now you’re gonna kill me? Great. Let me get wood, then let me get shot.”
You know, put a hot chick in a bikini on a motorcycle- fine, guys like motorcycles I guess, and chicks- why not have them together? But who is into snakes? Like that.
The girl should be enough. You don’t need the snake. I wouldn’t want to be in a room with a hot chick who has a snake wrapped around her. As far as I’m concerned the snake brings nothing to the table. As a matter of fact, it’s more than enough of a distraction. You put yourself in a room with a half naked woman and a snake, and you’ll probably have to fight the snake. No need for that shit.
Who is that hot for? Testosterone filled herpetologists? Why can’t they just buy porn like everyone else?
This snake is not even real- who's THIS for, guys who want their women draped with phallic symbols but can't risk being bit?