Is your TV complaining that it burns when it pees? That must mean A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila is back for season 2- and thank god, because I felt way cheated on season one with it’s focus on Chlamydia and genital irritation. This year, producers have promised we’ll finally get some urinary tract infections and possibly even open herpes sores.
Quick recap, at the end of last year’s Shot At Love, Tila selected Bobby- but unfortunately, that didn’t work out because Bobby is from a small town, and Tila is a whore. So season two starts off with Tila telling everyone that just because love doesn’t work out the first time, that doesn’t mean you should give up. Inspiring for anyone who’s ever had their heart broken, and an out and out challenge for scientists who one day will battle the Gonorrhea Super-Bug that will be this show’s legacy.
Spoiler alert, Tila kicks out about 15 people, one for doing too much research on her on the internet- sure, the girl in question is kind of a Myspace stalker, but in all fairness, it’s hard not to get Tila’s name in a google search, not only is she the “Queen Of Myspace/ the Net”, but her name also comes up when you search the terms “rashes”, “burning sensation” and “frothy discharge”.
A Shot At Love Season Two is on MTV 10PM Tuesdays!
5 comments:
What happened? Your audition tape get rejected?
Ha. Very funny.
(What did you hear?)
I' m shocked you would limit your bashing of these sexually transmitted shows to Tila. How about Pig Brett with Rock of My Cock 2? This year he is even sporting a wig. Can't believe you missed launching an attack on that one. I'm very disappointed!
(Does your lack of attacks on ROL2 mean you enoy it? Sad. Very sad.)
Haha brilliant, Tila is a wh*re
pretty true: www.bitch-fit.com/tila
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