Monday, March 24, 2008

What Sucks...The Internet, Raining John McCain


(Stole this from Boing Boing but...)

This makes no sense! Is this pro-McCain or against McCain? It does nothing for me except to make me want to try and never get old, which without stem-cells would be very difficult so I really can't vote republican.

Here are the lyrics… (my comments in parenthesis)

Campaign is rising… (makes no sense grammatically or otherwise)
Obama’s getting low… (not true by the way)
According to our sources, McCain should get the votes… (What sources? What the hell are you talking about?)
Cause in the 2008 election… (no one at this point in the video is singing at the same time)
The forecast calls for rain…for the 1st time in history, it’s gonna start raining McCain! (What does that mean? What is “raining McCain?”)

CHORUS:
It’s raining McCain, halleluiah! It’s raining McCain, amen! (Makes no sense, what does that mean, you’re just saying that so it goes with the original song)

I’m gonna go out and let myself get- absolutely John McCain! (What the fuck? TIME OUT!)

In the real song they rhyme “I’m gonna go out and let myself get” with “absolutely soaking wet” and it makes sense as the song is about rain, in this song however instead of “absolutely soaking wet” they sing “absolutely John McCain” which doesn’t rhyme or make sense.

God bless John McCain (Okay, fine.)
He’s a Vietnam Veteran too. (Yes he is.)
He took off to Vietnam (He did.)
And he did what he had to do. (He did.)
He taught every angel. (What?)
To rearrange the vote. (He taught angels to rearrange votes?)
So that every American could find John McCain (I have no idea what the fuck your saying.)

It’s raining McCain, halleluiah! It’s raining McCain, amen!
I’m gonna go out and let myself get- absolutely John McCain!


Don’t get old and don’t wear green pants if you’re shooting in front of a green screen.

4 comments:

Corey Smith said...

I love how the one lady's legs keep disappearing.

How Insane Is John McCain? said...

If this video sucked any more we would all be swallowed by a black hole.

Invisible Woman said...

Funny :-)

DouglasG said...

You are correct sir! That was suckage of the highest order.