Thursday, March 13, 2008

What Sucks…Spitzer Hooker Shocker: She’s Hotter Than His Wife!


A day after Eliot Spitzer was forced to resign due to his involvement with hookers, photos surfaced of “Kristen”, the hooker Spitzer was caught requesting and transporting to Washington in mid-February. Reaction to the photos was immediate with critics and supporters of the former Governor agreeing she was definitely hotter than his wife.

Among the many shocking revelations the photos produced were the fact that “Kristen” wasn’t her real name. It’s Ashley- “Kristen” was just a fake name she conjured up to keep her out of the spotlight for an extra 8 minutes if some shit went down, which obviously didn’t work. “Kristen” or “Ashley” was also found to have a Myspace page, another well-worn indicator of whoredom. In addition, she was from Jersey, specifically, the shore (Belmar)- basically sealing the fact she’d grow up to be a hooker.

Additionally, it was also learned that “Kristen” or “Ashley” lived in a New York City apartment with a man, as being a 2000 an hour escort still doesn’t let you make enough money to live in New York City by yourself.

Spitzer for his part could be charged with wanting to have sex with a young, pretty girl, bringing a young, pretty girl to a hotel and paying her for sex. Luckily for him, only one of those things are in violation of law.

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