Monday, March 17, 2008

What Sucks…Heather Mills

50 Million bucks?

How does Heather Mills walk away from her relationship with Paul with more money than Ringo? Jeezus they were only married for 4 years- she couldn’t even take credit for Wings! 50 Million for 4 years- that’s not ex-wife money, that’s Johnny Damon money- she should be forced to play outfield for someone. Money like that, the Knicks might try and trade for her.

Paul the no pre-nup thing hurt you bad. I know you were all like “I’m a Beatle, I’m rich- who wouldn’t be happy?” Well, that kind of thinking has Heather picking out Cartier fake legs right now.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The only thing worse than a gold-digger is a one-legged gold-digger.