Wednesday, March 05, 2008

What Sucks…Gayest Kid On Idol, Not Gayest Kid


In what is turning into a good old fashion American gay-off, David Hernandez with recent revelations that he tended bar shirtless and danced for men in a strip club, came out, so to speak, blazing last night singing “It’s All Coming Back To Me” by Celine Dion. This easily trumped Danny Noriega’s “Tainted Love” and vaulted Hernandez into first place in “Gay Idol Contestants” men’s division. By the way, NOT doing well in the gay competition? Chikezie. That guy is definitely not gay, as a matter of fact, he may have been wronged by women his entire life.

Also making waves was Luke Menard who apparently chose to do the Wham song “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go”, and end his rendition by looking into the camera and singing the word “Jitterbug”. Off key. Something tells me we’re not done hearing gay revelations about Idol contestants. In other news, David Cook sang “Hello” by Lionel Ritchie and proved that you can do a gay song from the 80’s and not come off as gay. Nice work Dave Cook.

Here are the latest rankings. You’ll notice I’ve left off Archuleta as he is androgynous.

1) David Hernandez
2) Danny Noriega
3) Luke Menard
4) Michael Johns (dark horse gay guy)
5) Dave Cook
6) Jason Castro
7) Chikezie

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

As usual Chris you are 100% right.