Wednesday, March 12, 2008

What Sucks…1 Out Of Every 4 Girls

Ew. Gross. No wonder you all walk around with bad posture and your arms wrapped around your waist. One out of every four girls has an STD? What the hell is going on- are you all looking to be on Rock of Love? The season taped already! Aren’t there any teases anymore? What constitutes a tease these days? NOT having full on anal in a public restroom after the latest Seth Rogan movie lets out?

You’re all dirty and shameful. The report says 26 percent of girls aged 14 to 19 have had a sexually transmitted disease such as HPV, Chlamydia or genital herpes- stark statistics when you consider Paris Hilton is not even in that age group.

Hey girls, stop F-ing hobos!

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