Wednesday, March 26, 2008

What Sucks Presents…It Ain’t Happening!



Hey nerdy sci-fi dude dude who is thinking about how nice it would be to be with Kristen Bell!

It ain’t happening!



Hey baby seal in this picture who’s only thought seems to be “Can I get myself some food so I can spend the rest of the day frolicking in the surf?”

It ain’t happening!



Hey Eddie Pepitone, of Los Angeles, CA- who’s thinking about his ship coming in so he doesn’t have to break his back performing in dumps, for miniscule pay…

It ain’t happening!



Hey Ramiele Malubay from American Idol- you’re in big trouble. Last night you were outsmarted by Kristy Lee Cook, who by all accounts was about to be voted out this week until she pulled a Lee Greenwood “God Bless The USA" song out of her ass and turned Idol into a NASCAR event where Dick Cheney was racing George Bush in cars powered by Muslim dudes to a finish line that was marked by Jessica Lynch's body covered in an American Flag. Genius! America is not gonna vote against that! You’re screwed Mulabay, the numbers are just not in your favor- who are they’re more of in this country, USA loving rednecks or dudes with Asian fetishes? Plus, with that outfit you wore last night?

It ain’t happening!



Hey George Bush’s “roadmap to peace” Israel/ Palestine negotiating committee- it ain’t happening for someone who DIDN’T start a war that further destabilized the most volatile region in the world- it certainly ain’t happening for you!

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