Tuesday, March 04, 2008

What Sucks Election Special…Huckabee’s Insistence On Not Getting Out Of Race, Ranks Only 8th In Huckabee Crazy Thoughts

A recent study indicates that former Arkansas Governor and technically, current Presidential Candidate, Mike Huckabee’s refusal to drop out of the Presidential race, even after today’s pivotal Ohio and Texas primaries, ranks a disappointing 8th, among crazy thoughts currently in his mind.

The list, as seen below, may shed some light on why Huckabee hasn’t left the race yet-but it is too early to know for sure.

1) The Earth is about 2000 years old.
2) Dinosaurs didn’t exist.
3) A snake made the first woman ever eat an apple, and because of that we are all sinners.
4) Angels play harps.
5) Getting a “Covenant Marriage”, which in Arkansas legally makes it more difficult to break up with your wife, is a good idea.
6) Once two gay people get married, the next thing you know some dude is going to want to marry his dog, and we’re not gonna be able to stop him.
7) I lost a lot of weight and THEN got into a covenant marriage.
8) I could win this thing.
9) If God could vote, he would totally have voted for me.
10) We should allow God to vote.

Just missing the top ten crazy thoughts in Huckabee’s mind is “Continuing to be in this race shows character because everyone knows I’m not going to win, yet I’m here, even though what it really means is that my ideas and vision for this country wasn’t good enough to convince enough people to vote for me when the race started.”

Huckabee faces off against McCain tonight in Texas, Ohio, Vermont, Rhode Island and in his mind at crazy thought #24, Mars.

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