Friday, February 15, 2008

What Sucks…Perez Hilton’s Ancestors


Perez Hilton may have an incredibly popular blog that has even spurned a TV show on VH1 or E! (ha, what’s the difference, right folks? Oh yeah, VH1 is racist.) But the public has only recently shown a taste for the type of humor Perez employs- a type of humor his family has been doing for years, with nowhere near the acceptance he has these days.



I guess it was the times- America was at a crossroads, people didn’t know where their next meal was coming from and they had no time for a person who wanted to mark up pictures of them with fart noises and fake man-juice.



Families needed to feed their mouths, not have them made to look like they had fake jizz coming out of them.



And even thought President Hoover was the villain of the day, people still had no time for someone who would draw fake antennae on his head- they could have taken that antennae and made their family a nice meal with it.

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