Thursday, February 07, 2008

What Sucks Flash Poll: UPDATE- Under Two Hours Left, Too Close To Call!


With just under two hours left to vote on which semi-famous guy named Gary has left the least impact on planet Earth in their lifetime, the race seems too close to call. With voting exceeding even last week’s record breaking amount on the question of “Which famous Alan as the saggiest ballsack?”, clearly this poll is going down to the wire.

As it stands now, Gary Marshall, director of Pretty Woman, The Other Sister and creator of Happy Days and Laverne and Shirley is in the lead with 11 votes- one more than Gary Berghof- the dude who played Radar on MASH. Trailing distantly behind, Gary’s Trudeau and Coleman, whom I guess people feel like will have a lasting legacy.

On an editorial note- I don’t understand Marshall being in the lead- this is about legacy, and impact- the least you could say about him is that he put a lot of people to work- Trudeau, writes a comic strip nobody gets and F’s Jane Pauley all day. Who has had more impact? Doesn’t matter though, this is about what the people think- I am just a reporter here and so far, the people believe the guy who played Radar in MASH has had less of an impact than the dude who coined the phrase “What you talking about Willis?”

Keep voting though, this ain’t over yet!

UPDATE II:
Berghof wins! By one vote- the closest What Sucks Flash Poll ever! Congrats Berghof, out of three other Gary’s the people thought when you die, they’ll most likely be all like “eh” most.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

They killed radar. I'm losing faith in democracy. I need a grape knee-high.

William said...

I am certainly surprised that Gary Marshall is in the lead.

Wasn't he in A League of Their Own for a couple of minutes???

Boz said...

Anyone who voted for Gary Marshall, must be well under 35 yrs of age, and did not grow up during the Happy Days/Laverne and Shirley era.

Oscar said...

I agree...I feel Gary Marshall is displaced here.

Anonymous said...

Happy Days was great and all, but fuck Gary Marshall. Radar! He was in the movie AND the TV series.

DontEatMulch said...

Radar is probably the one I will be most upset over when he passes.

But the masses have spoken. The stupid masses.

j said...

Where was Gary Hart?

ZenDenizen said...

I'm glad Gary Cole wasn't included. His portrayal of Lumberg in Office Space will live on forever.

Anonymous said...

dude, gary trudeau won a pulitzer! i think that's pretty awesome. so i don't get how more people would miss gary coleman...

i personally still laugh at doonesbury (almost) every day, even if it is fucking weird.