Thursday, February 07, 2008
What Sucks Flash Poll: UPDATE- Under Two Hours Left, Too Close To Call!
With just under two hours left to vote on which semi-famous guy named Gary has left the least impact on planet Earth in their lifetime, the race seems too close to call. With voting exceeding even last week’s record breaking amount on the question of “Which famous Alan as the saggiest ballsack?”, clearly this poll is going down to the wire.
As it stands now, Gary Marshall, director of Pretty Woman, The Other Sister and creator of Happy Days and Laverne and Shirley is in the lead with 11 votes- one more than Gary Berghof- the dude who played Radar on MASH. Trailing distantly behind, Gary’s Trudeau and Coleman, whom I guess people feel like will have a lasting legacy.
On an editorial note- I don’t understand Marshall being in the lead- this is about legacy, and impact- the least you could say about him is that he put a lot of people to work- Trudeau, writes a comic strip nobody gets and F’s Jane Pauley all day. Who has had more impact? Doesn’t matter though, this is about what the people think- I am just a reporter here and so far, the people believe the guy who played Radar in MASH has had less of an impact than the dude who coined the phrase “What you talking about Willis?”
Keep voting though, this ain’t over yet!
UPDATE II: Berghof wins! By one vote- the closest What Sucks Flash Poll ever! Congrats Berghof, out of three other Gary’s the people thought when you die, they’ll most likely be all like “eh” most.