Thursday, January 31, 2008

What Sucks…Celebrity Apprentice: Why should I give a shit?



This show is just Steven Baldwin and Gene Simmons competing in a boardroom against each other and Carol Alt, right? I’m not missing anything, am I? Omarosa’s in it? Big Pussy from the Soprano’s Season 3, too? I’m not like, missing something?

Look, I’m no Trump but you want to fire somebody, you should make it the sonnvabitch who put the word “Celebrity” in the title here. For Christsakes, Tiffany Fallon’s charity is more famous than she is. If any of these people were any good in the business world- they’d actually be in the business world.

I heard that when Marilu Henner first signed up to play, the charity she offered to give to was “Marilu Henner”. Oh and check out this press release the Special Olympics came out with when they found out Nadia Comaneci was playing for them…



…not too excited to say the least. Seriously, Trace Adkins, Jennie Finch, Nely Galan? I bet Jeff Conaway fired his agent after he found out he didn't get this gig. "Celebrity Addiction? I could have been in some conference room with Trump!"

4 comments:

Oscar said...

I think Jeff Conway was asked to do the show but declined...

Anonymous said...

I agree--Rehab's the better gig.

Boz said...

ah-hahaha(-->Marilu Henner).

Marlena said...

omg. HOL whered did u get that letter?!?