Things to do...
9:00 AM- Declare myself a candidate for President of the United States.
9:01 AM- Call Barak Obama the first mainstream African-American who is articulate, bright and clean and a nice looking guy".
9:02 AM- Begin apologizing for Obama comment.
Worse start to a campaign since William Jennings Bryan started off a speech in South Carolina by saying..."Helloooooooooo Cousin Kissers!"
Never recovered from "Cousin Kisser-Gate".