Tuesday, November 13, 2007

What Sucks…Clap-Ridden America! Perv Watch V. 15

Congratulations, pervs!

Did you have nasty, unprotected sex in a subway bathroom on the way to work this morning? Were you involved in a three way with 2 people you met at a bus station? Is your significant other a transient?

If you answered yes to any of those three questions, according to CNN and the CDC, you’re probably not alone- and better still, your diligence and hard, disgusting work has paid off- America has set an all time record in getting and transmitting STD’s. Way to go, everyone!

Seriously, give yourselves a hand- I mean how much F-ing is going on out there? You beat a record previously set in the 70’s for Christ sakes!

More than a million cases reported! And it’s not just Chlamydia! It’s Gonorrhea- which is showing signs of having a superbug- and ongenital syphilis- which babies get from mothers- on the rise for the first time in 15 years! We’re giving STD’s to people who are just born! What a year it has been for whores and shady people! Take a bow!

I know what you’re thinking- do we as a country have what it takes to break the world record? I think we do- but we really have to hunker down- I mean you have some serious heavyweights out there- Haiti- Thailand, Brazil, Canada. But if we put our mind to it, I know we can do it. Get out there and F someone dirty!

You all make me sick!

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