Tuesday, November 27, 2007

What Sucks…Amy Winehouse


Who is this, Ms. Bosnia Herzegovina 1991? Enough already! Amy Winehouse looks like how…Amy Winehouse feels.

Forget about falling apart at the seams, she’s decomposing in front of our eyes. She looks like she’s simultaneously playing an extra in Pirates of the Caribbean and HBO’s The Wire, season one. Seriously, I love this look- 1960’s Beehive, 1840’s no teeth.

Last week she lost her passport and airport security officials had to identify her through dental records.

Tommy Chong in 1978 was more subtle about his drug use.

Knock-down, drag-out brawls with her husband, snorting coke on stage- seriously, Heroin makers are ready to put disclaimers on their product “Heroin is not be for everyone, check with your doctor if its is right for you…”

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

1840s teeth- hey ho!

Anonymous said...

i love that slutty bitch

frenchtoast said...

Amy, odd name for a dude! It is a guy right?

Anonymous said...

JESUS-F'N-CHRIST!!!! LET DIE, ALREADY!!!

Anonymous said...

The bitch sucks, what else
do you need to say!

Anonymous said...

We all know Amy Whinehouse is really Axel Rose in disguise right??

Zafada said...

Ha, you almost made me wet myself. My girlfriend loves her so I think she might get a kick out of the article and the picture.

Good stuff :)

Anonymous said...

I never heard of her until recent time when i found she's the dumbest bitch on earth. She think she's so famous, important and shit, but it's nothing than a bag of alcoholic and drug addict shit.

Aminal Beerhouse said...

R&B is crap nowadays. It's not difficult to be a king among blind peoples if you're one-eyed. Winehouse sucked, hadn't respect for her fans nor herself (I've seen stoner artists performing still while being high at the same time. Amy was just a pathetic, irresponsible, wreck more addicted to drugs than music)

Had she been in business during the '70 when R&B worth something, she'd be a total nobody. No, you're not necessarily a legend whenever you die in your '20. Her career was too thin compared to say, Janis Joplin's or Jimi Hendrix's