Monday, October 15, 2007

What Sucks…The Arizona Cardinals


An open letter to the Arizona Cardinals:

Dear Arizona Cardinals:

You suck. For years you have sucked. You guys sucking is nothing new. However this week, you may have sunk to a new low- or, for the purposes of this blog, a “Suck Zenith”. You lost to a team quarterbacked by Vinny Testaverde. In 2007. You lost to a 44 year old Vinny Testaverde AND, you didn’t even get an interception. This is Vinny Testaverde who threw his first interceptions while most of the people on your team were in kindergarten. He beat you. And…reading a little further on this subject it seems you tried to sign him this week and he said no.

Let me recap.

44 year old interception machine Vinny Testaverde not only threw a touchdown pass and was not picked off in a game in which he beat you 25-10, he also said “no thanks, I can do better than the Cardinals” when you tried to sign his old ass.

Additionally, you also suck because the most famous player ever on your team is Rod Tidwell, who is fictional, you made the playoffs twice in 25 years AND in Jerry Maguire, your GM was played by Glenn Frey.

To sum up, you guys have blown for years, but seriously- Vinny?



Come on.

Yours,

What-Sucks.blogspot.com
(go Big Blue)

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uh... you suck. And will always suck balls for bus fare.

Anonymous said...

haha, we see who sucks now, as the cardinals are in the SUPER BOWL!!! haha, this guy sucks

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAAH TEH CARDINALS LOST HAAAAAAOAAAAA

WHOA BOY! lame.

Johnny said...

this is the year Oct 2009 & Yes the Cardinals still suck moose Kak, especially that big douche Kurt Warner. You bet on them to WIN, they LOSE; bet on them to LOSE, they WIN.

No more I am done with these losers from Arizona!! & take the Coyotes with you, fuckers!!!

Anonymous said...

fuck you and the motherfuck aboveme

Anonymous said...

of course, there will always be haters. Your opinion shows your lack of knowledge of the team itself, we have the #1 offense, Warner is a 2 time MVP and Superbowl champion. So you suck.

Anonymous said...

You won't have warner for long. and he was an mvp 10 years ago. welcome to the leinhart era of obscurity. the cardinals were over achieving the last two years. their defense got torched in their two playoff games this year. hope all you cardinal d-bags enjoyed your moment in the sun. that piece of shit stadium will be filled with opposing fans again.

Anonymous said...

IT IS VERY SAD TO SAY THE CARD,S DO SUCK.IT,S TO BAD THEY CANT GET THERE SHIT TOGETHRER!BUT I STILL ROOT FOR THEM ANYWAY REGARDLESS.ONE DAY THEY WILL GET THERE SHIT TOGETHER BUT NO ONE KNOW,S WHEN THAT WILL HAPPEN.KEN KICK THOSE DOUCHE BAG,S IN THE NUTT,S!!LET,S TRADE FOR SOME REAL PLAYER,S.NOT ROOKIE,S.FITZGEARALD IS THE ONLY PLAYER ON THAT TEAM THAT IS ANY GOOD!!THE ONLY TIME THEY DID ANYTHING IS WHEN KURT WARNER WAS ON THE TEAM!