Friday, October 05, 2007

What Sucks…Quick Hits: Grey’s Anatomy, New Season- New Things to Hate!

Disclaimer: As always, I only watch this thing because my wife likes it and we’re in a partnership. That’s what marriage is about people, having to do shit that you don’t want to do. All the time. Until you die. Then, you don’t have to do anything, but, of course, you’re dead so you know, small victory. Anyway, back to shitting on Grey’s Anatomy…

…The New Interns

Clearly the producers of Grey’s Anatomy knew at the end of last season that they had to bring in a batch new characters, as they had recently used up all combinations of current characters having sex with each other. I mean, thank god the season was 22 episodes instead of 23, or someone would have had to fuck Bailey. There’s only a finite amount of times 5 (women characters) can go into 4 (male characters). As it was, George was having sex with 2 women at the same time, both out of his league. Add to this they were losing Burke because in real life he couldn’t take that George was gay, and Addison, because on the show she had had sex with everyone except the Chief and Burke (she was racist) and George, and Seattle Grace needed serious new blood.

So that’s why they had to bring in new interns, but why did they have to make them such dicks? Kudos to the producers who have managed to give us just enough of a glimpse into Seattle Grace’s new interns where we’re not scratching our eyes out, while at the same time giving us enough information to hate each one of them. There isn’t a decent human being in the bunch, including Lexi, who clearly went all the way to medical school to try and get acceptance from a half sister she only recently found out she had. Nice job Grey’s Anatomy for finally showing us something real- doctors who are dicks.

…The New Interns Part 2

If you want me to believe that interns despite having survived 4 years of Medical school, as well as at least four years of undergrad, will still be a little nervous in a hospital setting, fine, I but could we perhaps cut down on the scenes where they are so nervous they haplessly bump into things and knock them over? Meredith’s sister Lexi, alone knocked over about 15 things so far this year- the Fat Boys in “Dis-orderlies” navigated a hospital with less calamity.

…Bailey Is Sassy, We Get It

If Bailey has to deliver one more line with her eyes wide open, her hand on her hip and her head tilted she’s going to owe Marla Gibbs a royalty. We get it, you’re pissed and you’re sassy. You’re also a surgeon. Please don’t let this year be the year we hear the line “Hand me the scalpel, fool.”

…McSteamy’s Attempt To Repair His Friendship With McDreamy

Hey dude, you fucked his wife (a few times and not that long ago!), not sure he wants to have a drink with you. There are other doctors at the hospital- some of them have wives too- go be friends with them, then fuck their wives!

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