Wednesday, October 17, 2007

What Sucks…People Who Are Saying Hillary Is the One

Stop saying she’s the one! Nothing has been decided- no one has cast a vote yet.

Jesus, every time I turn the news or radio on, people are basically handing this thing to her. Republicans are already taking shots at her in their debates- Rudy has even gone so far as to drop two 9-11 references so he can make a couple of Hillary zingers. That’s right- he’s down to 798 9-11 references! This is crazy!

We’re over a year away from the election and we’re already settling? Come on- let’s at least put up a fight. Hillary is the one? Really? Look, I’m not saying we don’t have some sucky choices, but let’s make her at least earn it. Her democratic competitors may not be setting the world on fire, but they’re better than the guy we have now who’s ACTUALLY setting the world on fire.

I guess the people who are saying she’s the one are the media, because I can’t find anyone who’s so over the top excited for Hillary they’re ready to commit to her. Me? I’ll commit to her when Bill does! (Thank you. Feel free to use that gem tomorrow at work!).

Seriously, though, the media is fucking us- they’re trying to tell us Hillary is the choice, they tell us that John Edward’s haircut was important and that it’s okay to get excited for Fred Thompson when he’s not even the most qualified guy from Law & Order to run. Ice-T all the way!

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