Friday, October 26, 2007

What Sucks...MSNBC, Scientists Into Worms "Doing It": Perv Watch V13

Hey scientists, get your heads out of worm sex- GAY worm sex no less- and go back into science and do something we can all benefit from, okay?

Scientists at the University of Utah have discovered that if you mess with the brain of a worm, you could turn it gay. Great. I don't want to say you wasted a lot of time, but you could have asked Andy Dick, and then went on to study something that might make a difference in our lives. Nice work fellas. Fucking with worm sexuality is exactly what we need now and how bout a big thanks to MSNBC for giving these pervs the attention they were seeking.

NOTE: Whoa, big What-Sucks news coming soon. I don't see how any of you can sleep with this announcement pending.

1 comment:

Jenna Darkly said...

How long are you gonna milk this upcoming announcement DeLuca? Seriously I need to sleep, I'm getting dark circles and it's not attractive.