Tuesday, October 16, 2007
What Sucks…"Keeping Up With The Kardashians"
Why would I want to keep up with these people? Can't I just assume I know what whores are doing? Wouldn’t this time be better spent doing some charity work? Or reading a book? Or killing an old-timey hobo? That’s what I did when “Gastineau Girls” was on.
The whole “keeping up” thing rubs me the wrong way. Am I going to miss something? What, she’s (SPOILER ALERT) NOT gonna take diet pills? She’s (SPOILER ALERT) NOT gonna starve herself before her big photo shoot? She’s (SPOILER ALERT not going to use her body to gain the approval of some douchebag guy? This is “Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s” not “Keeping Up With The Thatcher’s”.
Here’s all you need to know about this show- “Executive Producer Ryan Seacrest”. He lied to me by the way- I saw him in a fancy LA bar and he said he was going in for the art. His next project was writing a screenplay with Ang Lee based on the Tiananmen Square Massacre. By the way, I don’t get how this show gets made and no one is interested in my crime-solving botanist show. Total bullshit.
By the way, do you know how many companies have to pass on something before it ends up on E? That means MTV said no, VH1 said no, BRAVO said no, BET, USA, STYLE, WE- I mean the only place left to go after “E” is A&E.
And Jesus, did Bruce Jennner get the license plate of that industrial fire that hit him? That guy is clearly more machine than man now. By the way, on the CHiP’s set, he was known as the “shitty” actor.
From the mind of Ryan Seacrest, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” asks “Have you ever seen an 11 year old girl on a pole?”
Oh and, every woman in this show has a fat ass. Kept up enough? I’m out!