Tuesday, October 16, 2007

What Sucks…"Keeping Up With The Kardashians"


Why would I want to keep up with these people? Can't I just assume I know what whores are doing? Wouldn’t this time be better spent doing some charity work? Or reading a book? Or killing an old-timey hobo? That’s what I did when “Gastineau Girls” was on.

The whole “keeping up” thing rubs me the wrong way. Am I going to miss something? What, she’s (SPOILER ALERT) NOT gonna take diet pills? She’s (SPOILER ALERT) NOT gonna starve herself before her big photo shoot? She’s (SPOILER ALERT not going to use her body to gain the approval of some douchebag guy? This is “Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s” not “Keeping Up With The Thatcher’s”.

Here’s all you need to know about this show- “Executive Producer Ryan Seacrest”. He lied to me by the way- I saw him in a fancy LA bar and he said he was going in for the art. His next project was writing a screenplay with Ang Lee based on the Tiananmen Square Massacre. By the way, I don’t get how this show gets made and no one is interested in my crime-solving botanist show. Total bullshit.

By the way, do you know how many companies have to pass on something before it ends up on E? That means MTV said no, VH1 said no, BRAVO said no, BET, USA, STYLE, WE- I mean the only place left to go after “E” is A&E.

And Jesus, did Bruce Jennner get the license plate of that industrial fire that hit him? That guy is clearly more machine than man now. By the way, on the CHiP’s set, he was known as the “shitty” actor.

From the mind of Ryan Seacrest, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” asks “Have you ever seen an 11 year old girl on a pole?”

Oh and, every woman in this show has a fat ass. Kept up enough? I’m out!

19 comments:

Jenna Darkly said...

A crime solving botanist? Genius. Botanists are grossly underrepresented on television. Your ideas are way before their time my friend.

Anonymous said...

This show is so stupid. They got money why didnt they get a good enough education to help them not LOOK so fucking stupid. If being some what good looking and stupid gets you a Tv show, Hell i can act stupid. They act like spoiled brats, which Iam sure they are not acting.And someone should Shoot Ryan for coming up with this crap.

Anonymous said...

I watched the Kloe Kardashian two hour wedding segment last night and I was disgusted at how those women (the three sisters) share their sex talk and toys in the presence of their two underage sisters. What is it they don't get? X rated is X rated, and young girls should not be in the same room with these older sex craved sisters (especially Kloe with her big mouth often spouting obsenities). Let those youngsters enjoy their childhood - they were totally embarrassed and crawled out of the room during the sisters talk about the sex gimicks for the bachlorette party. Leave children out of any pornographic scenes or displays of porographic materials, pleeeeze!!! They grow up fast enough - give them their precious time to be children.

Anonymous said...

After watching to see what all the broo-haha was about all I can ask is Why? or Who Cares? I have never heard of or seen such self-absorption all under one roof (more or less). Khloe doesn't want anyone to see the sexy video she made for her new husband but did she forget about the E! cameras filming it? Scott isn't getting any and I had to listen to dialogue about him wanting to be inside her? Who considers this entertainment? I'd prefer watching the snow when the cable goes out...

Anonymous said...

This entire "family" are just conceited morons with too much time on their hands. I once admired Bruce Jenner but now he is a sad, hen-pecked shell of the Olympic athelete he must have been once. They must need the money really badly.

Anonymous said...

I think the problem is that this program is even on TV in the first place. This is proof of severe mental atrophy infecting the general public's brain in this decade. More alarming still is the fact that young people look up to these vapid emotionally retarded primates as a role models. The children of tomorrow will be prostitutes and douche-bags because of the crap that we shove down everybody's throats today. This is the start of a very dimwitted future for the human race and the Kardashians are the assclown emperor supreme.

Anonymous said...

Screw this show.

Anonymous said...

This garbage is proof that Ryan Seacrest is truly The Anti-Christ, and needs to be shot in the face! No talent homo!!

Anonymous said...

www.keepingupwiththeKarTRASHians.com

Anonymous said...

It is SAD how the MaMa Kardashian is doing anything that she can to MAKE (MONEY) off her married name and all of her kids ! and thats it@! Her children are NOT famous for anything, but hsving their dads Name KArdashain and that their Mom Married Bruce Jenner ! Thats IT! If you spend your HARD earned Cash on anything with the KArdashian name, then you are a FooL!

Anonymous said...

My Sister bought some of the Kardashian perfume and she said that it sTINKS like Body Oder !! Poured it down the drain, she Did !
Mother Kris Kardashian is a VERY POOR Role Model for a Mother !

Anonymous said...

(((IF You DAUGHTER Made a NUDE SEX VIDEO, WOULD YOU Be a Proud MOM Like MaMa Kris Kardashin? Come on! I Dont want my Kids watching or buying ANYTHING that these DEVILS have to sell !

DaveyBoy said...

May they live short and fruitless lives...every one of the self-important bitches and the networks that pamper their socialite asses!

Anonymous said...

They are famous for being famous and they suck bad. Never watched one show. Them and the Hilton sisters, wtf is wrong with people.

Anonymous said...

This bullshit spread away and entered in latin america. What kind of garbage is it ? A total annoying program. Ugly sisters and their foolish life. Very, very and very much a bad taste. Poor of any kind of intelligence and tallent !!!!

Anonymous said...

I can't believe what all you people are saying, it makes me so angry! Kim worked very hard in that 'leaked' video - as hard as any hoover could. She deserves that fame as do the whole Kardashian family. She is a great role model to any young women, so selfless and giving. She always puts others first and really comes across as sincere and genuine. Sure she is attractive but never uses that as the sole basis for everything single thing she does. God, she worked so hard on her marriage, yet just got so much negative feedback from the world. That was probably the hardest month or so of her life, two great intellects locked together. How could it have worked? Luckily she has found happiness with negro hero Kanye.
I love the rest of the family, Khloe is a great guy, Lamar too he reminds me of Candyman:) Rob is as sincere and hard working as all the Kardashians. I wish his sock line was available where I live, because I would move heaven and earth to wear those socks.
Scott is cool, cool as 'shit'. I want to be able to slap people in the face just like him, and his work ethic is amazing, just like all the family. Bruce also rocks, so nice to see burn victims represented on television in this day and age. I just hope Ryan Seacrest can continue to produce amazing TV like this. It's no wonder that he has the pick of all the straight women in Hollywood. Watching 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is just great. Lately I see Bruce's sons are appearing and wow they are also great people. Not self-absorbed publicity/ money whores like so many people are these days.
In ending all I can say is that since my Labotomy I just wish there was more programming like this. Stop your hate people, turn off your brain and just.. love and keep up. :)

Anonymous said...

Nigga you stupid and brainwash out of your mind you really don't understand what Hollywood all about. I think someone should stop taking the blue pill and start taking the red pill open up your eyes you fool and see what television is doing to your mind. Especially this junk ass show I guess it only are for idiot like you.

Anonymous said...

Fuck this show who wants to know what they are doing anyway?It's probably the worst show i've ever watched.Everyone is stupid and all of them are whores enough said.

Charlie gibb said...

Just goes to show how stupid people are watching lardassians
F--k these people.