Tuesday, October 30, 2007

What Sucks...Dancing With The Stars


First off, I still don’t understand why “stars” in the title doesn’t have quotation marks around it. Now, they almost kill Marie Osmond. Will it take a death to finally get this show off the air? It’s not like its really helping anyone. Look at what past winners have done…



As you can see from the above chart, anyone who has won this thing or come close to winning has either faded back into obscurity, or is waiting to get into the NFL Hall of Fame.

Was Marie Osmond chosen by the Mormon god Sundar to die on live TV so that Dancing With The Stars would be finally ended? Was she selected as the sacrificial lamb so that all of our suffering would be ended? I guess we’ll never know as she did not die and Dancing With The Stars lives on.

3 comments:

Jenna Darkly said...

Joey Fatone scored that sweet-ass job hosting the show where people bob awkwardly along to music, and sing awful karaoke.

The picture of the duck in the what sucks header makes me sad.

Anonymous said...

i missed you Fuse thing- are you going to post it?

Anonymous said...

yeah where can we see your fuse thing?