Wednesday, October 10, 2007

What Sucks…An Apology To Gargamel

NOTE: Shortly after I posted my blog entry for today (see here or scroll down) I received this email and suffice to say, I totally feel like crap so I am, with permission, reprinting the entire article. Publicly, I am also going to take this opportunity to apologize to Gargamel.

Gargamel’s response:

An Open Letter to the What-Sucks Community:

To Whom it May Concern At

You’ll be surprised, I suppose, to learn that we do share many of the same views regarding the presence of hate in our society. Further, I’m sure you’ll be surprised to learn that, in fact I do have a reason for my feelings about Smurfs.

I’ll cut to the chase for you and any readers you may want to share this with so that they will know my feelings for the Smurfs. I trust that you are capable of using your blog as a forum for informing as much as you are for tearing things down. Here’s the long and short of it…

A Smurf fucked my wife. Brainy, Jokey, it really doesn’t matter. What does matter is that they destroyed the life I built.

I wonder if you have any idea what that is like. Because if you do, if you DO know what it’s like to have a Smurf fuck your wife, behind your back, without you knowing, 3 Apples High- you’d know what true pain is. You’d know what it’s like to come back from a walk in a forest and find your wife acting strange. You’d know what it’s like to find blue hair in your shower. You’d know what it feels like to have your wife ask you if you knew any spells that would shrink her and turn her blue “just out of curiosity”.

Yeah I made Smurfette. You wouldn’t? I guess you’re a better man than me. Yeah I said Smurf’s would be good in tea. Why not? Yeah, they can be turned into gold- maybe then someone else would try and kill them too. So I hoped you “Smurfed” my story- I hope you can “Smurf” it with someone else. And while you’re at it, go “Smurf” yourself.

And by the way, thanks for using a picture of me that makes me look like a psychopath. You don’t have one where I don’t look like a crazy person? I coached soccer for 9 years- why don’t you google something.




swandad said...


swandad said...

Thanks for the link-up, btw!

Smurfette said...

That's more like it! Gargamel deserves to win!