Monday, October 29, 2007
What Sucks…“A Shot At Love With Tila Tequilla”
Clever use of the shot glass in the above title card MTV, when we all know you mean this…
Okay, so outside of watching “Deadliest Catch” while having unprotected sex with Courtney Love, this is definitely the closest you can get to a STD while watching basic cable.
Who sponsors this thing, your local clinic? If you watched this in 3D, you’d have Chlamydia. MTV aired back to back episodes the other day and my TV developed a rash. I wanted to change the channel but my remote was producing a “milk-like” discharge whenever I tried to.
And it’s not just me- it’s the critics..
“…this is ‘MUST SEE…Your-Doctor-For-Penicillin’ TV!” Tom Shales, Washington Post
“…truly appointment television- with your physician.” Bill Carter, New York Times.
“…Just like ‘The Batchelor, but instead of getting a rose, you get herpes!” Entertainment Weekly
I heard the numbers are good though, last week’s episode got a 13 share- among bacteria 18-34 and not only did a repeat “A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila” beat a 1st run Drake & Josh, it took its virginity. To congratulate the cast and crew MTV took out and ad in Variety and Prevention Magazine.
A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila airs Tuesday at 8 PM on MTV!