Wednesday, September 19, 2007

What Sucks...The View


Click the link above to see the new girl on the View make Whoopi Goldberg look like an MIT grad.

Let’s be honest, the list of current and former View co-hosts reads like a defendant list at a modern day Nuremberg where the crime against humanity is bringing to television, the worst thing ever. And yes, I realize that is quite a comparison, but I feel I can make that statement because I really, really hate The View.

Look at these names and cringe-

Ling.
O’Donnell.
Hasselbeck.
Jones.
Jones-Reynolds.
A crazy-ass, 80 year old Babs Walters.
Goldberg.

Behar for Christ-sake is the most normal one. Where is Joy Behar normal? And now Sheri Shepherd won’t admit the earth is round. Where does Jesus say "Go forth and be dumb." Dude, the earth is round! You can say it!

By the way- am I the only one uncomfortable with The View’s opening graphics? The giant “V” in The View is suggestive enough, but do we now need to make it flaming? I get it, you have vaginas!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Vaginas

Anonymousfornow said...

I have hated The View since its premier.

VE said...

I hate to point out the obvious...but...just don't watch it!

Chris DeLuca said...

VE, not watching it doesn't make it suck less. Where's the outrage?!