Wednesday, August 29, 2007

What Sucks...Conservative Republican Scorecard

It's getting difficult to keep track so...

These Guys Are Gay:

Former Florida Rep. Mark Foley

Ted Haggard (also into Meth.)

Bob Allen (Rep. Florida, former co-chair McCain Campaign, tried to blow a guy because he was afraid of him because he was black)

Larry Craig (Senator, Idaho)

These Guys Are Into Hookers:

Randall L. Tobias (AIDS czar who denounces the role of condoms in preventing transmission of AIDS)

Louisiana Senator David Vitter (and his pissed-off wife)

Hope that makes things easier to follow for you.


Anonymous said...

what about the dude that used to beat gerry ryan in bed?

Anonymous said...

Hi Chris- Sen. Craig is from Idaho, not Minnesota. He was caught in MN airport though.

Chris DeLuca said...

Whoops nice catch. He IS the "Senator" of the Minnesota airport bathroom scene though.

julius said...

Pretty clear case of the pot calling the kettle here.

Anonymous said...

It could be worse...imagine our scorecard had a woman on that folded like a cheap suit when her husband cheated on her...there is a woman with stron convictions