Wednesday, August 01, 2007
What Sucks…Breaking- The View Adds Whoopi, Still Sucks.
CNN is reporting, specifically in the middle of a web-post in which Dick Cheney calls the questioning of Alberto Gonzales a “which hunt”, that Whoppi Goldberg is joining the View.
To repeat: the View, which has given us so much shit (Star Jones, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Rosie O’Donnell, Barbara Walters, Joy Behar) that people forget at one time Lisa Ling was on the show, has hired Whoopi Goldberg to join the cast.
Reaction across the country has been varied with many not giving a shit and others caring, if it’s possible, even less.
“The excitement is at a ‘Maurice Taylor joining the Knicks’ level…” said one bystander who refused to give his name. “…seriously, I could give a shit about it, and it’s kind of bad news.”
“It’s like that time they announced they were replacing the lead on the film XXX with Ice Cube, instead of bringing back Vin Deisel. You want to say ‘Hey, let me stop you right there, I don’t give a fuck.’ But then you realize that they’ve already told you, and that time has been wasted and you won’t have it back. It's a bummer."