Wednesday, July 18, 2007

What Sucks…Promises Rehab Center


Six days out of her latest stint in rehab, Lohan is now hitting people up for Ecstasy, Britney is apparently about to erupt in another colossal breakdown and the thought occurs, shouldn't someone have to be rehabilitated before you can call yourself a “rehab center”?

I mean otherwise, aren’t you like, just a place where people can crash in between partying their asses off? What promises are being made here? Not to kill anyone’s buzz? I heard the rooms all have mini-bars. I heard instead of 30 day chips, they give out Mardi Gras beads. I'm saying, no one gets rehabbed here! I mean, I heard that to get admitted to the place, you have to be let in by a bouncer! Am I being clear, it is a shitty rehab center!

3 comments:

Ben said...

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Rodney Dangerfield, I tell ya!

the Mickey's said...

I heard you can get breast reduction there too.
Seriously,
Times change, people dont.

These places are good for someone who knows their life is out of control and wants to change , but a lot are like you say, A place to crash btwn parties.

julius said...

I like this entry because it's succinct.