Thursday, July 19, 2007

What Sucks…Michael Vick


Here’s the offer that was made to Michael Vick:

You can…

…play the game of football professionally for tons and tons of money.

…make even more money with lucrative product endorsements

…be a beloved celebrity in a major city, looked up to by adults and kids alike.

…not lose your job even though you tried to smuggle weed through an airport.

…not have people sweat it too much after you flip the crowd the bird at a game.

…not be ostracized by the public even though you’re being sued for giving a woman herpes, under the name "Ron Mexico". (scroll down)

All you have to do is not have dogs fight to the death, in the backyard of your mansion. And, if you DO have them fight to the death, at least don't electrocute them, drown them or hang to death.

Douchebag.

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

Michael Vick is a disgusting human being.

Anonymous said...

You can put a football uniform on a piece of shit and pay it money, but it is still a piece of shit!!!!!!!

the Mickey's said...

I blame Bush...

swandad said...

Amen. My peeps love your blog btw...

Anonymous said...

i would have no problem wetting him down and electrocuting him. he's obviously relying on dogs to do his fighting for him as he lacks his own testosterone. sad sad creatures.

frelnc said...

There is scum and there is scum. Michael Vick is a special kind of scum - the kind that's self-aware, can move, even speak. With athletes like Vick exploiting their prowess for sex, drugs, and money we have sold - hell, given away the strong ethic we used to believe should be parts of sports competitions. When competitors believe themselves above the law we need to pin them to the nearest wall and suck the arrogance right out of them. Vick epitomizes the absolute worst in professional sports today. I wasn't there - I didn't do it, but if I was there and I did do it, I didn't mean it. But if I did mean it I was out of my head that day. But if I wasn't out of my head that day... Excuses are like assholes - everybody has one, and Vick seems to have created a whole new anatomical model...

frelnc said...

Chris - love your comments. Thanks..

Anonymous said...

Vick and his brother are both gangsta wannabes and should have been in prison long ago. He'll get off somehow, hell after O.J. slashed 2 people and walks, Vick certainly will.

Anonymous said...

Michael Vick is a thug through and through. His mother must be so proud. Especially now that both her sons true colors have come out. Shit, Vick can't even speak proper English. Instead of being on the football field in high school and college, ya azz shoulda been in Speech class you ignorant, low-life, sorry excuse for a human being.

dog lovers said...

Michael Vick is a disgusting bastard who needs to come to my house so we can put a steel prod up his ass and electrocute him to death. Fuck Ya Bitch!

Anonymous said...

Michael Vick shouldn't even be alive the dogs arnt.........



BAS*****


MICHAEL VICK SUCKS!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

that fucking fucker whoever likes vick or looks up to him needs to get a reality check. they have something wrong in the head. if you ask me all of vicks i guess you would say fame and fortune should be taken away. He needs to be rotting in a fucking jail cell.

*POOR DOGS*
They need to electricute his rich ass i never ever thought sports players should make that much money anyway. FUCK YOU VICK YOU SUCK

Anonymous said...

michael vick is the worst excuse for a human being the world has ever had. Anyone who likes him needs to stop smoking fucking crack and get a fucking brain. I hate vick and he should at least spend life in jail that fucking loser

Anonymous said...

a complete jackass, him and his brother. Complete losers...

Anonymous said...

Well put, he has nothing to offer to society. And if I hear one idiot say he has his talent to offer then they can kiss my WHITE ass. He is nothing but a nasty ghetto peice of crap. Rot in hell Vick, make my dreams come true.

billytracy said...

I wanna put this asshole in a cage with my dogs and see if he can survive. Better yet, put me in a cage with this Dick and I can guarantee he would not come out. This ASSHOLE does not deserve to be given a chance to even breathe the same breathe those poor dogs do, let alone have a Fucking career in Professional Football! That Mother Fucking Commissioner should be in that cage with me and Dickhead as well!

Anonymous said...

I can't believe the NFL reinstated him. I personally will NOT watch any football game that scumbag plays in. He deserves to die the same way he killed those innocent dogs. Bastard!

mimirn said...

If any team picks up Vick, it can count on chaos anywhere they go. The SPCA, PETA, the local Humane Society, lots of animal lovers, many more Vick haters, will raise a ruckus around and in the stadium. There will be picketing, loud boo's whenever the buttmunch enters the field, and, if I'm there, lots and lots of dollar store stuffed animal puppies that will be thrown on the field before the first kickoff. Vick is TOXIC!!

Anonymous said...

michael vick makes me sick to my stomach. I don't see how anyone can believe he has changed. I thought he was banned from football for life? Yet here they go letting him back. he should not be allowed near any football game unless he is a spectator. he should not even be oput of jail for what he did.

mimirn said...

He hasn't been picked up yet - let's all keep our fingers crossed (and our dogs, their paws) that IT never earns another dollar from sports. I can't even say that subhuman's name. Sicko. BTW, "the Mickey's" - that was a funny comment. We need some comic relief.

Anonymous said...

I love it I am going to use that the next time some dirtball says he paid his debt now let him play!! love your blog!!!!

Anonymous said...

Michael Vick is gross!!! He didn't give those dogs a choice to fight or not, die or live... second chances??? Really?? Humans are supposed to have a voice for the defenseless animals!! Why does he deserve a second chance??? He didn't give those animals ANY chance!!!

mimirn said...

OK - Everybody write the PHILADELPHIA EAGLES MANAGEMENT AND TELL 'EM HOW YOU FEEL! They've picked up Michael Sick - how dumb can any one organization be? I wished them the worst season in their team's history amongst other things....

ImD14u said...

Let's see what happens when he throw the first fucking goal..............losers

ImD14u said...

Ya, everyone will be cheering all happy and shit! WTF!!! Well, when he throws a little ball shaped like an oval across a line that we (as United States citizens)decided merits some kind of explosive applause, yeah, then go ahead and pat yourselves on the back for making sure we got Michael Vick back in the program. F*&^!(ng AWESOME!Yeah, ain't he just the greatest. What an ambassador for we the people!!

zatan130 said...

Some day when Michael Vick has retired I will find him and string him up by his armpits, laughing at his stupid head. I will then rip his tongue out of his mouth and feed it to a wolf or something. I'll cut off his foot and shove it into his mouth. I'll bend his knee the wrong way and make him kick himself in the crotch. Then I'll attach jumper cables to his testicles and electrocute the FUCK out of him. I'll put a football helmet on his head and take a sledgehammer to it. Then I'll light him on fire and burn that piece of shit and his house to the ground. And invite all the neighbourhood dogs to piss on the rubble.

mimirn said...

ZATAN 130 - I'm not sure I know where you stand on Mikey Sick - hahaha! He's a sorry excuse for a living being - subhuman - but your letter WAS entertaining - so much so that I forwarded it on to my two sons. I hope the Eagles fans have some morality and the first time Sick comes on the field, he's boo'd, given the thumbs down (or, another single digit pointed up) and gets pelted with stuffed animals. Filled with lead.

zatan130 said...

I just bought a 2009 Michael Vick chew toy for my Border Collie, I strongly encourage others too.

mimirn said...

For real? Or we just get any thick rubber-skulled head on a chew toy and just write his name on it?

Anonymous said...

He is a dirt bag piece of shit that should never be allowed to be a "star" again.
He is not sorry. His billfold is.
Empathy can not be taught.He is one sick fucking human. i say put his sorry ass to sleep..


Forever.

Anonymous said...

An open letter to Michael Vick. Assuming a piece of shit like you can read; I want to let you know that if I ever run into you I will fuck you up so bad there won't be enough of you left for the coroner to examine.

I honestly and truly hope somebody caps your sorry ass. You're nothing but a mother-fucking bitch.

Anonymous said...

Michael Vick is the lowest of the low. I cannot believe the Eagles would sign him. What are they thinking? What a lovely role model for children/young adults - a murdering animal touturing idiot. He is only sorry because he got caught. I cannot believe that he is now trying to say he found jesus in jail and is also using the race card. This guy is a disgusting excuse for a human being and hopefully the Eagles will suffer a painful demise.

jjohnsice said...

waht a sorry piece of shit...but that does not justice..why in the world would the Eagles sign this scum.. IF he wasnt fast as hell, his ass would be sucking 40 oz's and hustling people for spare change for a living....better than what he deserves..

Sorry M.V. you aint sorry about shit ..your a slef serving dreg on society.. Philidelephia Eagles.... you are one stupicd fucking organization... hope every fuckig player on your team gets a 6 mo flu, cept Vick let him go 1 on 11 .. bout the same odds he gave those dogs..

Sorry mother fucker

Samantha Sly said...

I say let him play. On one condition. He wears a heavy duty shock collar and every time he screws up on the field - set that baby on high - and ZZZZZZTTTT! Till he pisses his pants. Or stops breathing. Whichever. Sorry sack of shit.

mimirn said...

Right on Samantha!! Your idea is perfect - allow the perv to play, and when he doesn't perform, like when his poor dogs didn't, zap him good - give him a little respiratory distress, and if his cold, subhuman heart stops, oh well...

Anonymous said...

Anyone who murders innocent animals should not be given the second chance. Someone should off this asshole!

Anonymous said...

Hey Michael Dick- oops, I mean Vick. I'd love to see the dogs of the world attack you you pathetic little scumbag

Anonymous said...

micheal vick should burn in hell he sucks and i love pitbulls

Anonymous said...

Michael Vick needs to DIE. He does not deserve a chance tp live any longer, and I say he should die the same way he killed those poor dogs.

I love dogs; they're my favorite animal. And when some sick mother fucker like Michael Dick does this, it makes me unbelievably angry.

In other words, he could lose both his arms and both his balls tomorrow, and I would just laugh.

The reason he was let go was not only because he had a shitload of money, but because too few people care about animals anymore. Animals are considered property by most people, like slaves were considered before I was born. I consider all my animals family, and that's how it should be. They're not some tools you can use then throw away when they don't work anymore. They have feelings, they love, they care, and they're loyal no matter what. They don't deserve to be treated like dirt. I'm only 13, and I understand this. Why can't anyone else? I hope karma catches up with this mother fucker. I really do.

mimirn said...

To 13 yr. old 'anon' - as regards Sick's anatomy - what balls?

Anonymous said...

No matter what he says or was forced to say, he is and always will be a loser. Perhaps one of the large NFL players will inflict some of the pain or death he has spread around, upon him.

mimirn said...

Well, Mikey is doing very well! His guards are protecting him. But this season, maybe we'll get to see the Mother of all Sacks. His eyes will roll around in his head, and he won't be "able to gib 110%" (his own quote pre season) (a top crack speaker AND mathematician!). Then, the stretcher will come out, he'll be carried out to cheers he won't hear, and he'll need lots of therapy (please include psychological) to get food to his mouth, if he ever can. Don't know how his teammates can stand the wanker, much less protect him.....

Anonymous said...

you can thank all the dumb ass liberals that constantly undermine our values and culture.they constantly make excuses for blacks
and the liberal medea glorifies their ignorant music and behavior.

Anonymous said...

most blacks dont think he did any thing wrong.
"you know,there just dogs,man."

Patty D said...

Douche Lord!

Patty D said...

micheal vic is a douche lord!!

DUTCH said...

I hate Michael Vick. I am from 10,00 miles away in Singapore.

Anyway he sucked this season. Hope he sucks all the way till he is "retired". Somebody put him out!

steven hillhouse said...

A walking ScumBag..Can't imagine anyone wanting anything to do with this useless piece of garbage