Thursday, July 19, 2007
What Sucks…Michael Vick
Here’s the offer that was made to Michael Vick:
…play the game of football professionally for tons and tons of money.
…make even more money with lucrative product endorsements
…be a beloved celebrity in a major city, looked up to by adults and kids alike.
…not lose your job even though you tried to smuggle weed through an airport.
…not have people sweat it too much after you flip the crowd the bird at a game.
…not be ostracized by the public even though you’re being sued for giving a woman herpes, under the name "Ron Mexico". (scroll down)
All you have to do is not have dogs fight to the death, in the backyard of your mansion. And, if you DO have them fight to the death, at least don't electrocute them, drown them or hang to death.