Monday, July 09, 2007

What Sucks…Dwarf Porn (Part 1 of a 3 Part Series)


I’ve had some time recently to think about this and while I’m all for porn and everything, come on- this is weird.

First off, shouldn’t it be called “Little Person Porn”, or is an offensive name effectively trumped in the pantheon of serious societal issues here, by the fact that A MARKET FOR THIS STUFF EVEN EXISTS! And shouldn’t that fact weigh heavily on the minds of humans of ALL sizes?!

Sorry, for all the yelling (the use of caps), but it’s difficult not to get emotional here, there are clearly a lot of questions with sadly, few answers.

Dwarf Porn can’t be good for anybody. Clearly it’s not good for you, the viewer. It can’t or shouldn’t be good for your significant other. And it certainly is not good for the little person, inevitably dressed in a diaper and/ or bonnet, boning their “babysitter”.

I understand there are a lot of forms of porn out there that are disturbing, and yes, I am well aware, many of them are much worse than Dwarf Porn. But “sexually explicit material featuring the vertically challenged”, holds a special place in the world of weird, freaky shit. Perhaps because it’s one of the more ancient forms of porn. Let’s face it, the ancient Greeks and Romans had to bring a a dwarf in to have sex with a normal sized man or women somewhere along the line- come on, those guys were huge pervs. So that means people have been watching "little people" getting it on for thousands of years. It just doesn't seem right that a role as a munchkin or an ewok, should be a step up for anyone.

And while they say it’s impossible to define pornography, when I’m watching a guy give it to Bridget the Midget, you gotta be pretty sure, you’re seeing it.

Tomorrow- Part Two: Dwarf Porn: “A Gateway Porn”

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gross.

Deborah said...

"(Part 1 of a 3 Part Series)"

oh brother...

Julie said...

I saw dwarf porn once. I was curious. To my surprise it seemed normally. The only time I was bothered was when the woman (the dwarf) was giving the average size guy (average in height and in penis size) a blowjob. Her hands were so little and her fingers short that she had to use both hands just to hold on to it (which I'm sure was a big ego boost for the guy, making his average size cock look like a giant king Kong cock). It reminded me of the Cabbage Patch dolls I use to have when I was little (the dolls hands and her hands that is). Of course I was scarred for life by the scene when she went to town on his asshole (yuck!). I never understood the whole 'tossing salad' thing.

Here in Milwaukee we have a night strip nightclub that actually has dwarf female dance. She is quite the celebrity here in town (been on a few radio shows). Most of my male friends want to go just to see her.

swandad said...

Dude, I don't know what's worse, the dwarf himself, the fatty with the Hooters costume on, or the fact that the dwarf is sporting a mighty fine mullet.

Whoa.