Thursday, July 26, 2007

What Sucks Drinking Games!


Here’s a couple of fun drinking games guaranteed to get you loopy in no time! Here’s how you play:

Take a drink every time…


…President Bush says the phrase “Al Qaeda in Iraq”.

Ah, the new buzz word- you’ll be hammered by the 3rd question of the press conference! Bush Admin Bullshit fun fact: did you know “Al-Qaeda in Iraq” was shortened from the original “Al Qaeda in Iraq…didn’t exist before we invaded the country”?

Knock back a shot whenever…


…Rudy Guiliani says “9-11”.

Seriously, be careful when you play this. Shane McGowan only lasted a few rounds. This can be played whenever Rudy is speaking, but for some reason it’s not as much fun when he’s in front of the 9-11 commission. (Zing Rudy!)

Take a swig whenever…

…an NFL Player is involved in a serious crime.

Chris Chambers was just arrested for DWI the other day, and the NFL named him as a spokesman. Forget about taking on the guards, the next movie featuring an all-prison inmate football team, they take on the Patriots and are favored by 5 and a half!

Pound a beer every time…


…someone on the net or otherwise talks about David Beckham and Posh Spice!

Why do I care they are here? He plays a sport no one watches, where if the ball hits you on the head it DOESN’T make a blooper reel, and she was in a shitty, shitty band 12 years ago, why does this matter?

Have fun and remember- don't drive if you play these games, but if you get someone drunk playing them DO take advantage of them sexually.

7 comments:

Anonymousfornow said...

I'm drinking a beer right now...

Diarrhea of the Mouth said...

I don't drink but if you are hot and like fat chicks, please take advantage of me!

Invisible Woman said...

I love it.

the Mickey's said...

I.m waiting for rudy to speak in front of the nyc fire dept. Bet he wouldnt dat it once

the Mickey's said...

I'm waiting for rudy to speak in front of the nyc fire dept. Bet he wouldnt say 911 once

the Mickey's said...

and I'm NOT drinking !!?

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