Thursday, July 26, 2007
What Sucks Drinking Games!
Here’s a couple of fun drinking games guaranteed to get you loopy in no time! Here’s how you play:
Take a drink every time…
…President Bush says the phrase “Al Qaeda in Iraq”.
Ah, the new buzz word- you’ll be hammered by the 3rd question of the press conference! Bush Admin Bullshit fun fact: did you know “Al-Qaeda in Iraq” was shortened from the original “Al Qaeda in Iraq…didn’t exist before we invaded the country”?
Knock back a shot whenever…
…Rudy Guiliani says “9-11”.
Seriously, be careful when you play this. Shane McGowan only lasted a few rounds. This can be played whenever Rudy is speaking, but for some reason it’s not as much fun when he’s in front of the 9-11 commission. (Zing Rudy!)
Take a swig whenever…
…an NFL Player is involved in a serious crime.
Chris Chambers was just arrested for DWI the other day, and the NFL named him as a spokesman. Forget about taking on the guards, the next movie featuring an all-prison inmate football team, they take on the Patriots and are favored by 5 and a half!
Pound a beer every time…
…someone on the net or otherwise talks about David Beckham and Posh Spice!
Why do I care they are here? He plays a sport no one watches, where if the ball hits you on the head it DOESN’T make a blooper reel, and she was in a shitty, shitty band 12 years ago, why does this matter?
Have fun and remember- don't drive if you play these games, but if you get someone drunk playing them DO take advantage of them sexually.