Thursday, June 21, 2007
What Sucks…Hillary Clinton
I don’t have a lot of time today, chiefly because I’m behind at work as I decided yesterday to write 750 words on “We Built This City” by Starship. But I would be remiss in writing a blog about what sucks, and not mention this whole Hillary Clinton/ Sopranos parody thing.
Suffice to say, she sucks, it sucks and the fact that it all leads up to the reveal that her campaign has chosen a Celine Dion tune as its theme, just ups the level of suckdom to “11”. Seriously, Celine Dion? Come on. You’re shitting me. It reminds me of the time my intramural basketball team would blast “You’re Still The One” before we came out to play ‘cept we were being ironic. Kinda. Most of us were. Anyway, Celine Dion does nothing for me. Unless she’s trying to get the vote of women with giant heads who marry dudes who are 200 years old- who also are pervs because they knew Celine when she was like 11, I don’t get it.
And I’m not even mentioning she parodying a scene that could contain (SPOILER WARNING) the violent murder of a criminal. Well, I guess I am mentioning that.
Any way, to recap- Hillary Clinton sucks, her Sopranos thing sucks and Celine Dion sucks.