What Sucks Survey: The Results Are In...The Worst Adjectives Used To Describe Blow Jobs!

The readers have spoken, and apparently, have been blown weirdly. Here are your results plus or minus 2 percentage points, margin of error.

#5) “Haphazard” (4%)


#4) “Lackluster” (11%)


#3) “Capra-esque” (19%)


#2) “Parental” (27%)


#1) “Toothy” (36%)

Receiving less than 2% “slapdash”, “Japanese”, “procedural”.

Capra-esque seemed to score higher than I expected, but other than that, pretty much makes sense.