Wednesday, May 23, 2007

What Sucks…Sharks Being Able to Reproduce Asexually


Great. More sharks. And with the headline above, apparently one may be Jesus. Great. A Jesus shark.

Scientists are saying that sharks now seem to have the ability to reproduce without sex- a trait heretofore attributed only to flowers, bees and _______ (fill in the blank with name of “religious group” or “square couple that you know” of your choice, for now, I’ll chose “Hassidim” or “my parents”). What does this mean? Well, it could mean two things- both of them bad.

First- it could mean sharks have now found their most effective way of fighting back against their long overdue elimination from the face of the earth, which I call for here www.what-sucks.blogspot/
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and will eventually repopulate our oceans and then kill and eat all of us.

Or secondly, it is an isolated instance of “virgin birth”, and a shark is now Jesus who will subsequently judge everyone, and eat us. Jesus, as a shark. Who could have known? What a kick in the nuts.

Either way, a shark is, just out of no where, giving birth to another shark. Seriously, great.

4 comments:

Anonymousfornow said...

Chris...I'm surprised that I'm the only one who posted a comment on this one.

Anonymous said...

I think I could take a shark in a fight. I mean they don't even have any arms!

johnny said...

Your Shark posts are mad funny

Black Sheep Girl said...

If you think sharks suck watch this