Thursday, May 31, 2007

What Sucks…Quick Hits

…Tattoos On Boobs

Scare me! When my aunt was younger she thought it be cute to get a little butterfly on her breast now, it’s a Pterodactyl.

…The Astrodome

Hard to believe this thing was once referred to as “the 8th Wonder of the World”. What was the 9th? A card trick?

…The Part Of The Exam When You Have To Turn Your Head And Cough

Even in the extreme cases, is the information gathered by performing this worth it?

...Fruit Candles

Whoa, hey- your fruit tart is on fire! No wait, it’s a candle! Wow you almost had me there, now, can we talk about this loneliness that consumes you?

…That Whole “Andrew McCarthy Is Cool And Can Get Chicks” Thing In The 80’s.

This guy played a character named “Blaine” in one movie, and the film did not include a scene where “Blaine” got a beat down. What the hell was going on in the 80’s where he was a guy we were supposed to want to be like? Other generations had Brando and James Dean- we get Andrew McCarthy? This guy made 6 movies between 1985 and 1987 for Christsakes! Terrence Malick has made 6 movies over 38 years!

1 comment:

Daniel said...

A card trick! Ho!