Friday, May 11, 2007

What Sucks…Delta Farce Part 5 of a 5 Part Series: Where Is Foxworthy

The final indictment. No Foxworthy.

If you are no where to be found in a film in which two guys whose careers you basically built have starring roles….the movie just…might…be…a…

…piece of crap.

Well, today is the day. Delta Farce opens. I’ve done as much as I could. On Monday, if this thing sets a record for money made over a weekend, you can bet that YOU, America, will be called out for your sucking.

Clearly, I’m expecting Spiderman 3 to be on top. I also expect 28 Weeks Later to beat Delta Farce as well. I know that’s a little bit of a gamble. Blades of Glory should outdraw it and maybe even Distubia in its 3rd or 4th week. Finally, I have a hope that “Georgia Rule” edges it out, although that has to be a fantasy on my part. Something called the “Hip Hop Project” could be a wild card but anything over a 5th place finish for Delta Farce will be a disappoint for me.

Obviously, I’m not crazy, Delta Farce will beat “The Ex”, even I’d go see Larry the Cable dude over watching any movie with Zach Braff in it.

Next week, I‘ll be back with all sorts of things that suck. Look for Guinea worms, The Comb-over, Stuart Scott and of course, open sores. Until then, have a good weekend, and for any mothers who are reading this- Happy Mother’s Day.

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