Thursday, May 10, 2007

What Sucks…Delta Farce: Part 4 of a 5 part series: Your Take


The response to Delta Farce week has been whelming. Look at some of this reaction, mostly from the comments section and an email or two I received- oh yeah, and me filling things out so I have enough here to do a blog entry.

Andrew said….

“…There are myriad of reasons that movie is going to suck…If Larry the Cable Guy is prominently featured in any motion picture it is destined for suckiness…There's more than one Blue Collar Comedy Tour member featured and none are Ron White…This is why Americans pretend to be Canadian abroad!”

J said…

“
…Go to the video store and paste "Rent Stripes Instead" on every copy of this. It's the right thing to do…”

Anonymous said…

“…The only thing that could save this movie is a cameo from Chuck*…”

*denotes: I’m not exactly sure what this means.

I said…

“…Oh yeah! Man, this thing looks like it will suck!”

Anonymous 2 said...

“…you should do a mystery science theater 3000 about this kick in the balls they call a movie...”

I said…

“…Damn right! Hey, what’s less likely- Engvall getting more acting work, or this thing getting screened for critics?”

Anonymous 3 said…

“…Please not a whole week of making fun of this crappy movie... that will suck…”

I said…

“…tell me about it- this is really starting to be a struggle here!”

Keith said…

“…We get it, you hate this movie- do me a favor, make this a 3 part series or I’ll check in with you next week!..”

I said…

“…You’re right- why am I even bothering to blog? Do the people who would see this thing even have the internet yet?”

Kim said…

“...All right, this is stupid- you win- I won’t see it…”

I said…

“…Stupid? This script is so stupid the closed captioning for it can be done by can be done by Fantasia Barrio! (She’s functionally illiterate).”

Tad4 said…

“…can it be that much worse than Spiderman 3?..”

I said…

“…before this thing is shown, the theater runs a preview for how you can get your money back from the theater!”

Tomorrow: where was Foxworthy?

3 comments:

DouglasG said...

This movie is tearing us apart!

I am sure the screenwriter was saying that it practically writes itself. "All you need is a few Git 'er done's and a That's funny, I don't care who you are or two and call it a day!"

Best week ever!

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris. From Delta Force.

Chris DeLuca said...

Thanks. Thought so wasn't sure.