Tuesday, May 01, 2007
What Sucks…A ‘What Sucks Preemptive’: The Dallas Mavericks
The official East Coast Time right now is 3:25 PM, and I know they don’t play until 11 or so tonight, but I am calling it now…
The Dallas Mavericks suck.
In the first ever “What Sucks” preemptive, “something sucks” entry, I am calling out this huge choke job by the Mavs, before it even happens. I can’t believe the number one ranked team in the playoffs, the team with the best record in the NBA, the team with a player who could very possibly win the MVP, lost to the Golden State Warriors, tonight- a team that hasn’t been in the playoffs for 12 years.
They couldn’t even get to a 6th game! What a disgrace.
And while I’m calling out things that suck, before they in fact actually suck, the film Delta Farce, which puts Larry the Cable guy in Iraq, sucks too.
As does any new album from Maroon 5.