Tuesday, May 01, 2007

What Sucks…A ‘What Sucks Preemptive’: The Dallas Mavericks


The official East Coast Time right now is 3:25 PM, and I know they don’t play until 11 or so tonight, but I am calling it now…

The Dallas Mavericks suck.

In the first ever “What Sucks” preemptive, “something sucks” entry, I am calling out this huge choke job by the Mavs, before it even happens. I can’t believe the number one ranked team in the playoffs, the team with the best record in the NBA, the team with a player who could very possibly win the MVP, lost to the Golden State Warriors, tonight- a team that hasn’t been in the playoffs for 12 years.

They couldn’t even get to a 6th game! What a disgrace.

And while I’m calling out things that suck, before they in fact actually suck, the film Delta Farce, which puts Larry the Cable guy in Iraq, sucks too.

As does any new album from Maroon 5.

5 comments:

pale male said...

wow! calling your shot!

mark cuban is going to have you working in Dairy Queen if they can somehow pull it out...unless, of course, you are already working in a Dairy Queen.

DouglasG said...

Bill Russell agrees with you!

Anonymous said...

Not been to the playoffs in 12 years!
Tonight is going to be nuts.

Anonymous said...

They BARELY scrapped out a win tonight. I effing hate that douchebag Niwtizki. But I seriously doubt they'll survive when they head back to Oakland...

Anonymous said...

mavericks can suck it. Hate them