Wednesday, April 04, 2007

What Sucks...The Hokey Pokey


Sucks.

I WISH putting your left in and taking it out was what it was all about. Turns out everything is about money.

Try buying medicine for your aging parents, or food for your young children or getting an education with a good, energetic shake of your right arm. Ain’t happening.

A more accurate version of this song would be….

PUT YOUR MONEY IN, PUT YOUR MONEY OUT.
PUT YOUR MONEY IN AND SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT.

PROVIDE FOR YOURSELF AND FAMILY, BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WILL AND IF YOU ACHIEVE SOME SORT OF STABILITY, THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT!

Yeah, do it, see how far you get.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joe summerhays here Chris. Funny Funny Funny. Too bad about IF. Dave is in Oregon, reading books.

joe

Mickey said...

that sucks

Variant E said...

What about the adult version with different body parts going in and going out...never mind.